Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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223

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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boobs

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What abou three times

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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