What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Jared Gough is a slut

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

2 women were sitting quietly

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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