Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Ebola

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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