- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

A jew went to Germany.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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