Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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whats long and black? a baton

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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HTML

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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No it isn't.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Asians

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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