What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Potato.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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