- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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