What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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