what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Google Doodles

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Justin Beiber

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