- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Hi.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Yes. Just Yes.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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