- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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