How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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