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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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read this

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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dislike this...please.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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