How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

who eats pencils asians

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

guess what what? nothing.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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