Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Women's Rights

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Where's my shotgun

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Chicken

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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