What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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a retard lost...

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Hello

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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what is stupid and reading this you

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Lil' Wayne

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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who farted your mother

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Anti Joke

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