Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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YOLO

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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poop

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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