can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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¿melano?

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69

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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women

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Anti Joke

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