Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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