I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

OBAMA

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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