- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

A black goes to college

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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