What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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