- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dead? Your mum.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

stop it ryan vallee

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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