Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

who eats pencils asians

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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