What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

why?

women's rights.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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