- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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