What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Blarg

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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