What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

That's Racist

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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