Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Knock Knock Come in

buttcrack thumbs up

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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