- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

A black goes to college

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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