- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

alston wang

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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