- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

joe diragi makes paul look straight

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Jared Gough is a slut

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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