- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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