What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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haha, you're an orphan

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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