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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

womens rights to vote

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

-When is a door not a door? -Never

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yo mamas so fat.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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