Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

asian drivers.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Period Blood

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

im a selling a car

Jared Gough is a slut

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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