Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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potatoes

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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