I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Women Voting

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Vagina ass.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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