What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Obama

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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