What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Women's football

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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