Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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OBAMA

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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