Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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