Chuck Norris.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

whos gay? you are

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What is an anti-joke? This is.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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