What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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