- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

MICHAEL

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is the best part about football The scoring

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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