Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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