want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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democracy

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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my mom raped yerr foot

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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