How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Wats a joke?

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

A black man walks into a book store.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

hey bill!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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