- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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