Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Stephen Hawking can walk

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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