- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

c+t+c?

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Knock Knock. Come in.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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