- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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