How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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