People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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:-)book

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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don't look behind you

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Ass

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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gay rights

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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