What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

I like to eat people

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

lick my ballsack.... ok

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

FAP

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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