Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Rock mattress.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Woman's Rights.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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