- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Bin Laden is dead.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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