why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

math test 2=2

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

you know what hurts.... PAIN

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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