- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

kiss me?

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

weiner? balls

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

a black father

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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