- Anti Joke

A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

whats long and black? a baton

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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