- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Period Blood

guess what? chicken butt.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Woman's rights.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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