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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Knock knock whos there punctuation

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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