- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

The Charlotte bobcats.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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