How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Bumsniffer

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