- Anti Joke

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?