an amosh person used an electrical appliance

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Guess what? No.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

That's Racist

Women's rights...

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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