- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

The Economy

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How do magnets work?

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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