This is my joke. funny

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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