this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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That's Racist

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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