Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Gestapo.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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