- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Knock Knock No one answers....

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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