- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

gay rights

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

hey.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Chuck Norris died.

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