- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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