Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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minecraft

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Your mom

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Hi.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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