Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Looks through the peephole.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What's white and sticky? Glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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