cory is gay

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What is worse than hell?

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Your Mom

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Flab

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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