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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

Working hard or hardly working????

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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