Period Blood

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Is this a chair?

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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