I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What's up? The sky.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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