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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

roses are red, violets are violet

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