Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

want to go home? yea

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Sex. That is all.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

whos gay? you are

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