What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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The penn state football administration

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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PUDDING

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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