Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Whats9+10 19

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Where's my tractor?

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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