- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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