What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Penis jokes.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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