What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

A blind man walks into a bar

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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