- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jared Gough is a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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