Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Penis!

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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