Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Sex. That is all.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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