Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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cms.......?????

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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