What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

like for a handjob.

womens rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Gestapo.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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