- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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