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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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