whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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