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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

robin, get in the car.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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