Women's sports

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Anne Frank.

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Women's rights

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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