What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Women's football

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

I have no ideas.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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