A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Your doorbell is broken.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

c+t+c?

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Lil' Wayne

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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