- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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