You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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women have rights

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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no u

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Anti Joke

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