- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Don't think of granny porn

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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