Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Whats9+10 19

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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