A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Rock mattress.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anti Joke

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