how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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ha.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Your mom goes to college

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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